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It's a terrible price we must pay for our own success, but we're forced to do this to fend off the hoards of barbarians at the gate. Unfortunately, we can't accept new registrations to become a member of our 
message boards at this time — it's just temporary. In a week or so, when we conclude our live chat sessions with Hugh Laurie ("House") and Mary-Louise Parker ("Weeds"), we'll open the gate again. Till then, sorry. Recently, we permitted fans of other Emmy contenders to participate in our chats — to disastrous effect. No more. These stars are coming here to discuss Emmys with Envelopers, not to . . .
. . . kowtow to lunatic fans who think nothing of hijacking our chats to demand answers to such pressing questions as: "Coffee or tea?" Jonathan Rhys Meyers, in case you're wondering, prefers tea. Sorry. If you're not one of these wackos and are just trying to register in these forums to dish awards with the rest of us, please check back in a week or so and we'll be open again for biz. Meantime, if you'd merely like to browse in our forums, you may do so — CLICK HERE. And I highly recommend that you check them out. I proudly boast that our message boards contain the highest concentration of Hollywood honchos anywhere in cyberspace — many, many, many of whom are Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, Tony and Globe winnahs hiding behind cyberhandles. I wish I could squeal on who's who, but MY BLABBERMOUTH LIPS ARE SEALED! Oh, they HURT!
I whole-heartedly admit that I'm one of those hijacking "lunatic fans " that signed up with the intent asking Hugh "boxers or briefs?" But I came to enjoy the discussions on the site and will be frequenting it often. I'm a fan of television in general and love seeing deserving shows rewarded, so this is forum is pretty much ideal. But had it not been for my fellow Hugh-crazies spilling the beans on his appearance here, I wouldn't have been exposed to this. So... there...?
Posted by: Ogechi Ukazu | June 25, 2007 at 09:05 AM