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I say bring goldberg or john stewart back, the best host is one that isn't afraid to poke fun @ the stars themselves
February 29, 2008 at 06:19 PM
Howard Stern...He'll definitely spice it up.
February 28, 2008 at 04:59 PM
Dumbo...he's a classic Hollywood icon. I could see the headlines now, "Paris falls in love with a star who shares her middle name." Look for new multi-million Oscar caliber film called "Dumbo does Paris." She wins the Oscar for best actress. In her acceptance speech, her first words are OUCH, Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I can't walk. LOL
February 28, 2008 at 04:57 PM
Mr. Ed, International- Velvet and Lassie. Hell, all four legged Hollywood superstars look better than some of these red-carpet women without their make-up. Lassie is a good sport, she's a bitch that never complains.
February 28, 2008 at 03:48 PM
The Dixie Chicks, this way when they say something stupid or controversial again, it won't matter these are the Oscars. The hosts and the winners say and do stupid things all the time and have the nerve not to bore people and try to make the show look classy.
February 28, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Jack and Ennis
February 28, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Why not Barbara Streisand. Great singer, great actress, BORING personality. Just like Whoopi, Ellen and Rosie, she isn't very attractive. She'll fit right in to host any awards show.
February 28, 2008 at 10:31 AM
What about Lily Munster and Morticia Addams. Why not, considering the kind of movies nominated for best picture this year? Little did we know, that Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers could play these rolls, WITHOUT COSTUMES, honey!
February 28, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Midler or Goldberg!
February 28, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Here's a better idea...NO host at all. That cuts a good 15 minutes from the show right there. At the top of the show, welcome everyone and maybe have a SHORT clip package highlighting the nominees and go right into the awards. Good ol' Randi Thomas can voiceover the presenters.
February 28, 2008 at 08:53 AM
Shelly Long, Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin would be great! ...Bruce Vilanche and Richard Simmons would be great also.
February 27, 2008 at 08:55 PM
Um...can I say none of the above?
Can you actually make a poll of legitimate contenders? Let's be real. Smith, Clooney, Hanks, and Carrey would never do it.
I still vote for Bonnie Hunt.
February 27, 2008 at 08:50 PM
What about JERRY SPRINGER? He'll bring an American flavor to the newly revamped "international" Oscars?
I would love to see Rosie and Ellen go at it with a fist fight. They both look like they've been "bitch-slapped" already.
February 27, 2008 at 08:48 PM
What about the cast from the Vagina Monologues in COSTUME? That would definitely be an awards show for the ages, let me tell ya.
February 27, 2008 at 07:56 PM
Morticia Adams and Thing from the Adams family would be a good pair of hosts!
February 27, 2008 at 07:54 PM
What about Hulk Hogan! He'll put some muscle back into the Oscars !...Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers in leather bathing suits with whips. With both ladies having had numerous face-lifts, the Academy can predict which lady would work-up a sweat first. They're both babes even if they are 88.
February 27, 2008 at 07:51 PM
February 27, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Whoopi should HOST, she's FUNNY! Jon Stevart ICK!
February 27, 2008 at 07:50 PM
Whoopi Goldberg or a couple, like Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton or Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand, for example.What about Woody Allen?
Pablo Serrano Herrero |
February 27, 2008 at 05:46 PM
So does poll make a damn difference? Please, print quality trash, not boring polls like this.
February 27, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Again, who cares!
February 27, 2008 at 05:24 PM
Tina Fey is a better choice than 60% of those
Jack Sparrow |
February 27, 2008 at 05:10 PM
No women?...preferably none of the above...I still say Bette Midler would be ideal....Oh Hell! bring us Rip Taylor with his confetti and glitter...there's always Carrot Top?....
Frankie R. |
February 27, 2008 at 04:53 PM